Salad Fingers

HIS FINGERS ARE SO SEXY!!! (His spoon doesn't do that much for me)

Oh...WOW! I can't believe you would do something like this....

Anywayz...I ahd to post something on your blog, and instead of saying "I'll do it later." Here it is! Haha...

Stephen, your blog is very entertaining! Id like to learn more about circles and hippos! Im just letting you know that I am very interested in learning more about your life with the hippos, it seems very great indeed! Peace out and hope you like all the random crap I talk about :D!

Hi

We have some of the same things in common. I love skittles, especially sour skittles. Your blog is great!!!! I like squares and circles. Catch you on the flip side, and be sure to keep TASTING THE RAINBOW!!!

I Love Chuck Norris

WILL YOU MARRY ME?????!!!!!

What's Up With All These Posts?

So, as all of you might know, we have to make 2 posts per each blog - and, when you do the math (considering that there's around 11 or 12 people in the class), the total number of posts comes around to about 22 or 24 total posts. Now, I'm no expert on posting stuff, but how are we supposed to make 22-24 posts? I'm pretty sure that that's not humanly possible (I mean, it is possible - only if you're suffering from a brain hematoma and/or are stuck in a freakin' chair like Stephen Hawking). Wouldn't it make more sense to limit the number of total posts to, maybe like, 5 or 6? No offense, but 24 posts seems a tad too harsh - so, in good fun, here's a list of things that I would rather do than make 22-24 (22, 23, AND INCLUDING 24) posts:

1. Eat a stick.

2. Get hit by a blimp.

3. Cross the border into Mexico.

4. Be an unwilling organ donor.

5. Listen to Kamen's random crap.

Why I Like Squares

This post is pretty self-explanatory. Enjoy!

1. Windows and Bob the Builder building blocks are shaped like squares.

2. If you take out the first letter and add the letter 'h', you get "hquares".

3. They taste like macaroni and cheese that someone has sat on.

4. The square is the cure for elephant diabetes.

5. The square causes diabetes in tusk-wielding animals.

6. Disregard numbers 4 and 5.

7. A square is, like, a shape or something.

8. They are the shape of every computer in this room (except for the ones that are not shaped like squares).

9. I talk to squares at night, sometimes in the daytime, and mostly at midday.

10. Squares.