What Would a Rainbow Taste Like?.

I enjoy looking at rainbows and other visually-appealing natural phenomenon. But, to be honest, I would also like to eat a rainbow - this, in all its multi-colored glory, is my greatest dream and will be my greatest accomplishment. So, without further ado, I present my guide to eating a rainbow:



1. Look for a rainbow - it will usually be in the sky after it rains.

2. Do five handstands in the middle of the street with two pairs of pants on and five belts wrapped around your head.

3. Find an old lady with a $5 marble rye and steal it from her. As you run away, make sure to call her an old bag.

4. I don't know why you're even reading this post - just stop while you can.

5. Take a picture of the rainbow on a Panaroma X93484SUSDAF-23041329403-ASDFSFAD camera. They're sold at your nearby Walgreens.

6. Find a pizza oven.

7. Place the picture of the rainbow in the pizza oven at a 45-degree angle.

8. Lift the pizza oven over your head while reciting the Preamble of the Constitution.

9. Go to Mexico, where you'll probably get robbed by a drug lord.

10. Buy a pack of Skittles.

11. Repeat steps 3-4 5 times and steps 7-8 5 times each until steps 6-7, which you must repeat 3 and/or 4 times, are completed after steps 2 and 7.

12. Eat the Skittles.