Why I Like Squares

This post is pretty self-explanatory. Enjoy!

1. Windows and Bob the Builder building blocks are shaped like squares.

2. If you take out the first letter and add the letter 'h', you get "hquares".

3. They taste like macaroni and cheese that someone has sat on.

4. The square is the cure for elephant diabetes.

5. The square causes diabetes in tusk-wielding animals.

6. Disregard numbers 4 and 5.

7. A square is, like, a shape or something.

8. They are the shape of every computer in this room (except for the ones that are not shaped like squares).

9. I talk to squares at night, sometimes in the daytime, and mostly at midday.

10. Squares.