STOP USING ALL CAPS FONT

I, FOR ONE, STAND FIRMLY AGAINST THE USE OF ALL-CAPS FONT. PEOPLE WHO WRITE IN THIS FONT ARE SELF-IMPORTANT JERKS, IDIOTS, AND ELITISTS - YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE/IS/WERE/WILL BE. WHENEVER I READ SOMETHING THAT'S WRITTEN IN ALL-CAPS FONT, I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING A MOOSE IN THE FACE. THAT'S RIGHT - I PUNCH ANIMALS WITH MY FIST AND/OR FISTS AND/OR MULTIPLE FISTS (IF I'M EVER REINCARNATED AS SOMEONE WHO HAS MULTIPLE FISTS) OF HATRED AND SELF-DEGRADING VIOLENCE. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU FEEL LIKE WRITING IN ALL-CAPS FONT, THINK OF A MOOSE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE. NOW, YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT NOBODY WANTS TO SEE A MOOSE GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE OR KICKED IN THE REAR HINDLEG (THIS DETAIL IS ADDED FOR EXTRA EFFECT) - IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT. AND, IF YOU THINK THAT I'M KIDDING, THEN YOU'RE DEAD WRONG. IF YOU EVER HAND ME SOMETHING IN ALL-CAPS FONT, I WILL DRIVE THE FULL NINE HOURS TO NOVA SCOTIA, SET UP CAMP, WAIT FOR FIVE MONTHS UNTIL WINTER, FIND A MOOSE, AND PUNCH IT STRAIGHT IN THE FACE. IN THE FACE. STRAIGHT. IN. THE. FACE. BUT WAIT, I'M NOT DONE YET. NOT ONLY WILL I PUNCH A MOOSE IN THE FACE, I WILL TAKE A PICTURE OF ME PUNCHING A MOOSE IN THE FACE AND UPLOAD IT TO SOME OBSCURE BLOG (LIKE THIS ONE). THEN, I WILL WAKE YOU UP AT 4:00 A.M. IN THE MORNING, LOG ON TO YOUR COMPUTER, AND FORCE YOU TO WITNESS THE MOOSE-PUNCHING ATROCITY THAT I HAVE AND/OR HAD AND/OR HAVEN (IS THAT A WORD?) COMMITTED. SO THE NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT WRITING IN ALL-CAPS FONT, JUST DON'T - YOU MIGHT WANTA TRY SAVING A MOOSE'S LIFE INSTEAD.